Orgasmic Birth

I just watched the movie Orgasmic Birth and was disappointed. Instead of being some doorway to the secret of orgasmic birth it ended up just being a movie about natural childbirth. Not only did The Business of Being Born do it first, they did it better. This movie just used the same talking heads. The most disappointing part was they never told us HOW to have an orgasmic birth.

So I went online to try to find some answers. And I came across this article about this woman who was shocked when her cousin told her that she had an orgasm during childbirth. I found this particular quote to be very interesting.
She says:
" There are many different types of orgasms like G-spot, multiple orgasms, blended orgasm, tension orgasm, pressure orgasm, fantasy orgasm, vaginal orgasm, and extended orgasm. I just can't see an orgasm being associated with birth."

What?? There are all those diff types of orgasms?? Why didn't anybody tell me this??? This whole time I thought I was broken because I don't get orgasms via penetration and here I come to find I've been getting all sorts of orgasms. I mean g-spot yeah ok, multiple i've never had but i've heard of, but blended? fantasy? pressure? this is fantastic!

anyway..i got sidetracked with that one.

so after reading a bunch of articles it looks like the big secret is "if you don't expect pain, there won't be pain". lol. thats it? thats all you're giving me??

whatever. i could imagine i'm getting a massage all i want but when the pain comes it fucking comes. i don't think there's a way to control that. i'll just stick to getting through the labor naturally and try to make it a fulfilling experience. i plan to start in a bath as i love love love being in water. and i also plan to walk around, stand up, lean over, squat, and do whatever else my body feels like doing. i'll let my body guide me. and even though i'll probably get scared shitless and have an anxiety attack about the pain, i know that i can get through it. and i'll just have to keep telling myself. i can do it. and i will. there's no telling what kind of labor i'll have. i just pray that i can at least control where and how i have it. somewhere comfortable, with dim lighting, soft music, the freedom to move around, and very little interruption. and i pray that i don't have complications. the rest is in god's hands.