i no feel so good

ok well last night we went to cheesecake factory with the family. they've never been there. when we got there ed and james, they had been holding a table for us, had a huge plate of nachos sitting there. this was an appetizer? it was the size of a baby. so we munched on that. i ordered a pina colada. then by the time we got around to ordering dinner most of us were full or not hungry. but we ordered anyway. i hardly ate my food. i figured i would just bring home some leftovers. still every bite was just pushing it further and further. then i ordered a slice of cheesecake to go because you know you can't leave the cheesecake factory without some monkey doodle cheesecake. so we get home. everyone is full. and tired. but i get the need, as i often do after dinner, to have something sweet. so i had some of my cheesecake. bad idea. i felt really bad after that. my tummy was a rumblin'. and the worst kind of rumblin'. its like this big gas bubble in your chest that is painful and pushing on organs. and you wanna burp or fart or something just to get some relief but nothing comes out. you try to go to the bathroom but nothing comes out. its soooo uncomfortable and actually painful. i couldn't sleep. the pain was relentless. i had to take 2 imodium (thank god i bought a new box) and thankfully that helped me go to sleep.

but i woke up around 8am feeling the pain again. i guess the imodium had worn off. so i get my tired ass out of bed to take 1 more pill (you can only have 4 in a 24 hour period so i was just gonna take one) but i stopped in the bathroom first to see if i could get any relief the natural way. it makes your body think you can just push it out. if i could only expel some gas i could get some relief but alas my efforts proved to be fruitless. its morning so i have that morning breath thing happening and i decide to brush my teeth. now, i have a bad gag reflex so usually when i brush my tongue i end up gagging. however this time i gagged and *bloop* i totally threw up? wanna see a picture? thats gross dude. i wouldn't take a picture of that. you're gross for wanting to see that. anyway, yeah so that was unexpected because i like never throw up. even when i get really nauseous (which is pretty often) i never throw up. luckily it was in the sink. of course i felt really gross after this and had to brush my teeth again. i had to be really careful not to throw up again. one more gag and the whole thing could blow. but no, i kept it together. and you know what???? THE PAIN WENT AWAY! i didn't even have to take that imodium!

my poor body. it needed to release something. and it did. and hopefully thats it. i'm kinda glad it went up rather than down because when you're sharing a bathroom with 7 ppl (we have a family of 5 staying with us this weekend) the last thing you want is to have diarrhea. well thats my story. i just had to share that with someone.