Tome Cruise on Oprah: My thoughts

Oprah only talks to hear herself speak. She doesn't actually care what people are saying.

Katie Holmes is so phony. I actually like Tom more than her.

Who cares about all this shit, we just wanna see Suri.

His entire house is made of wood. Just watching it gave me a splinter.

The funny thing is I actually know the name Telluride from my time at CP+B.

Both Oprah and Tom are wearing a lot of make up.

The best part of this entire clip? The coldstone commercial at the end.