gas from hell

its 4am and i haven't slept a wink. (i went to bed at midnight)
why? because i have the worst gas ever. and not because i was farting a lot. in fact farting would be a blessing from god right now. i've had this pain in my stomach since i went to bed and nothing comes of it. no passing gas, no having to go to the bathroom, just the constant pain you get right before a bathroom attack. its horrible!!!!

i tried everything to make myself release the gas. but nothing. i got up to go to he bathroom thinking that maybe squatting down will help. it didn't. i sat there forever and eventually had a very painful BM. i've been having painful BMs for weeks now. hemorrhoids. they come and go but usually if i drink lots of water and take lots of showers they go away. these haven't gone away. but at least they're not so bad that i have to sit on a donut (its gotten very very bad before) its just been painful and hard to pass poops. i felt the pain go away for a bit after this one. but then it slowly started to creep up again so i took 2 immodium. i'm telling you man, thank god for these pills. they've gotten me through many a rough nights.

i'm trying to think, is it something i ate? i had salmon, broccoli, and yams. nothing out of the ordinary. i'm hoping these pills kick in soon so i can have some peace.