So I'm watching The View and Patty Lupone is on. I don't know anything about her except that her face looks familiar. Apparently she's a big Broadway star. But honestly when I hear Patty Lupone all I can think about is this hilarious blog entry by my cousin Juani.
"WHY THE FUCK IS PATTI LUPONE FAMOUS?
I'M SORRY BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT! WHY IS PATTI LUPONE FAMOUS? It is really rather puzzling. I understand that she was in Evita and was absolutely brilliant, but how is it that every American knows who she is? She has never done televsion, or movies...she hasn't really done much...nothing much besides performing for grandparents in solo concerts at the West Palm Beach Convention Center. The same goes for Chita Rivera, why is she famous? She was a supporting lead in West Side Story and she wasn't even very good. Oh thats right, she was in thirty other shows, but wait none of them lasted for more than a minute on Broadway (including Kander and Ebb's masterpiece: THE RINK, co-starring LIZA MINNELLI and at least we know why she is famous: JUDY GARLAND, need i say more ). And yet we pay thousands to see them in cabaret shows at the Kennedy Center, then we go to to the stagedoor only to have them blow smoke in our faces. It's a shit show. I love them both, but why are they famous?
love,
juan
btw, I AM JUAN TORRES-FALCON. just wanted to let you know."
I have funny cousins.
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