ASStastic!

You guys, you guys...ok I just had to share this.

Ok so I've always hated my ass. Because its flat. like a pancake, thanks to my mom's genes. However its huge because of my size. You know what I'm talking about? Its like a big flat tv. lol. terrible. I have like...a shelf at the top of my ass and then it goes flat. Well since losing 20lbs last year the shelf got smaller, thank goodness. So I look less lumpy and its a little more flat. Well whatever I've always hated my ass. Except for when i'm laying on my stomach or bending over where it actually looks nice. (naked pictures much?) lol.

anyway today as i was coming out of the shower and getting dressed i noticed my ass. it felt a tad smaller since i've lost like 5lbs in the last couple of weeks. so i take both hands and pull my ass from the top to see what it'll look like without the shelf weighing it down and making it look like a wrinkled dog. what are those things called? so i pulled and i looked and ahh!! my ass is cute! LOL. i mean yeah its not round BUT its got some meat to it! its nice!! its cute!!! omg i can't wait to have that ass!!!!!! ahhh!! so excited! i'm gonna have a cute butt, i'm gonna have a cute butt! *happy dance* :)


ok i just had to blog that.