"Girls Love Gay Male Porn"

Ok so I saw this article on Perez Hilton that really caught my eye.

You know what? I do love gay porn. Always have. Guys love girl on girl stuff why can't girls love guy on guy stuff? lol. Think whatever you want I don't care. I'm coming out! I love gay porn! HAHAHA!

The Next Two Years

The next two years will be the two most crucial, stressful, and exciting two years of my life so far.

In the next two years I will get pregnant.
I will be buying a house. Because I don't wanna have a baby in an apt or condo.
I will have to get another car.
But before all that can happen I have to lose a substantial amount of weight.

Now this means that these will be 2 very hard years. It will be the challenge of my life. Especially since every day that goes by my desire to get pregnant grows stronger and stronger. I don't know how much longer I can suppress it.

I don't know how we'll afford a house. Let alone another car. All I know is that people do this all the time. It will happen. Maybe not in the most desirable economical way but it will happen. It can be done.

Plans are already in motion to make all these things happen.

In the meantime I'm thinking more and more about what kind of mom I want to be, when I want to have a baby, baby names, and what kind of birth I want.

I used to always say I'll take the epideral right now thats how much i know i want it. Then I started to get interested in a water birth. Then ed told me water birth is a natural birth and that means no drugs. well...that made me pause.

But I just saw this documentary called The Business Of Being Born . It was really interesting. And it made me feel better about childbirth. I always used to be so terrified of the thought of giving birth. But now I feel like...there are ways to make it less uncomfortable and less painful. There will be pain but I don't know, I feel like if I do it on my own terms, I can handle it. And I feel very empowered to make that decision.

But before I can get too excited about all this, there are things that have to be done. Plans that must be put into motion.

Now turning 30 isn't something I dread. Its something I look forward to and get excited about.

and now for a larf

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baba wawa blah blah *smack* shut the fuck up!

Barbara Walters is the most self centered self absorbed person I've ever seen. I mean this is the kind of person that fishes for compliments constantly. She has to make everything about herself. I guess now that she's not on a news show anymore she's not getting the attention she so desperately needs. She has to find a way to make every conversation about her. And today she managed to make the entire episode about her and her stupid fucking book. I don't know how anyone can stand her. I'm sure the women on the show hate her. But they know she has the power so they kiss her ass. Ugh!!! I can't stand to watch when she's on. Someone please tell her how annoying she is!!

Tome Cruise on Oprah: My thoughts

Oprah only talks to hear herself speak. She doesn't actually care what people are saying.

Katie Holmes is so phony. I actually like Tom more than her.

Who cares about all this shit, we just wanna see Suri.

His entire house is made of wood. Just watching it gave me a splinter.

The funny thing is I actually know the name Telluride from my time at CP+B.

Both Oprah and Tom are wearing a lot of make up.

The best part of this entire clip? The coldstone commercial at the end.

Breakfast

Made myself breakfast today. Usually on weekdays I just eat whatever. Mostly egg and cheese sandwich. But today I was in the mood for pancakes. I would never make so much just for me but I figured I could eat 2 of them and leave the rest for ed. This way I don't have to cook pancakes this weekend.

Anyway check out this major spread. You like? Its egg whites with mrs. dash, pancakes, toast and a banana.

Yum! Talk about improv!

Tonight I was all alone. My husband was with people from work having a "business" dinner. He didn't come home till 11:30pm.

Anyway, as I was on my own I found myself with NOTHING to watch. There was nothing good on tv tonight. I ended up watching Top Chef and it was about Improv. They went to Second City for a night of Improv and people yelled out colors, ingredients and emotions and that became the challenge. So some people got orange turned on asparagus, another group got purple depressed bacon, etc.

Usually when I'm home alone I don't cook anything, I just warm something up because usually things, like meat, are packaged for more than a single serving. But tonight I was inspired. I got all creative. I had individual wrapped chicken breasts from perdue so i defrosted one and seasoned it with salt and freshly ground pepper (my new favorite spice) and cooked it in a pan. Meanwhile I had one red potato just sitting there so i cut it into pieces, tossed it with some olive oil and sprinkled it with salt and freshly ground pepper and popped it in a 450 degree oven. Then I thought you know with all this pepper it might get too spicy. I need something sweet to cut through the spice. So I'm like..what do I have? Bananas? Apples? So I cut up half of a red delicious apple (skin off) and cooked it in a cinnamon and sugar reduction. Baked apples. They came out all soft in a thick sugary syrup. Then when the chicken was done cooking I took it out of the pan and in the same pan I added a bit of olive oil and threw in some baby spinach. I tossed it with a little bit of salt and let it cook just until the spinach wilted. Then I took it out of the pan and topped the chicken with it. Then I plated it all. And you know what? It was delicious!!!! And not only that but it was the perfect portion. I actually wish I had more. yum.

And it was beautiful. Check it out.