wa wa wee wa

i walked into my apartment and it smelled like garbage. but there were no garbage bags lying around. hmm...perhaps i should get a glade plug in. but i don't want to choke and die in my sleep.

i've seen 2 people walking their dogs at 6am. oof. i'll go to bed at this time, but i won't start my day at this time. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

ed is still sleeping. blissfully unaware of my goings on.

mcdonalds was open. i have this thing where if i'm awake during mcdonalds breakfast and i drive by one, i have to get it. because its just so rare. but i was still full from denny's last night so i didn't.

my parents have so much crap. SOOO MUCH CRAP. i can't even begin to tell you. one day i think the house will swallow them whole.

i'm gonna find garbage. and then throw it out.

Slept over my parent's house-didn't really sleep

It's 5am. Went to bed at 2am. I feel like I didn't even get a decent nap in. If it wasn't strange loud noises the ceiling fan made, it was the over powering smell of glade or some shit thats plugged in somewhere. I swear to God I can't find where that damn smell is coming from. I walked into the house going "mmmm that smells lovely" and almost choked on it in my sleep. Was there something plugged in? I see nothing in this room. Damn you Glade! So if it wasn't the heat, or the noises, or the smell, or the flat pillows, it was my brain. I don't know what it was doing but it wasn't in sleep mode. grr.

But thats ok. I'll take them to the airport, go home, take Ed to work, and THEN i'll get a decent nights sleep. I reckon that'll be around 9:45-10am.

ps. the alarm went beep beep beep, i sat up, pulled out this trusty laptop and started blogging. If thats not a girl with priorities, I don't know what is.

Epiphany

Last night I attended this meeting. It was a networking thing. A group for technology people in Miami to meet up and network and talk and stuff. It was at this cool bookstore/cafe in Coral Gables. For 2 months I've been moping around here wondering where all the young intelligent people are and I finally saw them last night! It was exciting. I hope to make friends with some of them and hang out outside the group. A couple of them were especially cool and we stayed talking till about 10:30 at night. One of them thought Ed somewhat of a celebrity because he used to work at Brightcove. I thought that was cute.

It hit me in my sleep. I'm happy with what I'm doing. I'm not comprimising and its a beautiful thing. Yesterday I kind of got offered a job, not really...an interview maybe, for a full time admin assistant job at a PR firm in Coral Gables. I turned it down. First of all I don't want to work full time. Secondly they wanted someone polished and I told them I wasn't.

Too bad you can't get paid for blogging about yourself. lol. ;)

sure mtv plays videos, good ones too. but only at 5am.

i sent my father an im. he didn't know how to answer it. so he called me from his cell phone.

like...oh...my god! no way!

disclaimer: i just want to state for the record that my sister is not, to my knowledge, a lesbian.  and that this blog post was written as a form of entertainment.

someone made a myspace for my parents, for their side business. my mom was like "what am i gonna do with this? i have no idea what it is." I was like, "worry not mother! i shall maintain said page. after all it is but childsplay." so i decided the first thing I should do is add some friends. I added myself, my sister, and a couple of family members.

I went to check out said myspace a couple days later to see who had been added. I saw myself and a friend of the family. Then I saw a comment from my sister that read "Melissa, mom and dad CAN NOT have a myspace. You need to DELETE THIS NOW!!! I'm leaving this comment then I'm deleting this from my friends list."

Wow thats classy. She doesn't want my parents to see her page. Which I could understand if she was say 16 or 17. But she's 29. I've seen her page. Its just a lot of pictures of her out clubbing and showing cleavage. Nothing we haven't seen everytime she comes to visit. She's an adult. She has nothing damning in her pictures. She has friended every family member and friend of the family she can find on myspace so its not as if she's trying to hide a secret life. So because of her hideous behavior I've posted a blog on my myspace that reads "oh no, don't let mom and dad see your myspace! they might find out you're a lesbian or something."

that just tickles me to death. its funny because my father has asked me on a couple occassions if my sis was gay. and if she is no one would care its just funny how she's acting. Like a child who doesn't want her parents dropping her off at the mall.

She ended up deleting the comment. But not before an email was sent to my mom letting her know someone left a comment. I'm glad she saw it. She, my sister, has since made her page private. For fear of my internet challenged parents finding her page.

White on white crime

At the VMAs tonight Kid Rock walked off stage then walked up to Tommy Lee and punched him in the face. A fight broke out and they were both taken out. This all happened when the cameras weren't rolling. That would have been better than the whole damn show! The funny thing is Pam Anderson wasn't there with either of them. She was there with the magician she does a show with in vegas. I guess once you go Pam... *EDIT* When I wrote this, it was RIGHT after the VMAs and it was breaking news. In fact, had you googled the fight at the time this was written I was one of the first 5 links on the page. In hindsight it looks like a lame post. But it was breaking news when it was posted.

grrooaaann

my vaguterus hurts!!